So you know, an infographic guide to getting the appropriate amount of drunk at your office holiday party
middle management at a cool company.
same.
Supervisory Position That Has No Actual Power At A Cool Company: +4 wine
Unemployed: drink as much as you want, no one to judge you and nowhere to be in the morning.
School District Office Party: no drinks for me :(
English Department Party at cool professor’s house = drink wine until somebody makes you stop (because you forgot that the rest of the faculty is not cool)
(via thetrippyowl)
