December 2011
131 posts
Actual Conversation I Had
FRIEND (after observing nametag): This is a Cuban restaurant and that waiter's name is German.
ME: What is it?
FRIEND: German.
ME: What's his name?
FRIEND: It's German.
ME: What is it? "Kurt?"
FRIEND: His name is German.
ME: Wait, his name is G-E-R-...?
FRIEND: Yes.
ME: We just had a Who's on First thing there.
FRIEND: We really did.
A flame burns out
I’m in a glass case of emotion!
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The west coast is the better of the two coasts
We don’t like the east coast.
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Pour yourself an Irish coffee...
lavanguardia:
because it’s family Christmas time!
Lettuce settle this debate
According to Papyrus Chester-Beatty I, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set’s semen, then subsequently throws it in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which...
Prog covers of Zelda songs with lyrics about Jesus
What the fuck did I just find?
“The screenshot you sent is all wrong. It doesn’t let me play the video. It seems...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
